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ffutures ([personal profile] ffutures) wrote in [community profile] tardis_library2018-08-30 06:57 am

Rec [fic]: Apocalypse Prevention The Easy Way by Booster

Title: Apocalypse Prevention The Easy Way
Creator: Booster
Rating: FR18
Word Count/Length/Size: 1156
Creator's Summary: Of all the things Buffy had been asked to do to prevent disaster, she really hadn’t been expecting this one. (Set DW s2, Buffyverse s5)
Characters/Pairings: The Tenth Doctor, Rose, Willow, Buffy, Xander and Anya
Warnings/Notes: None
Link: https://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-18284/Booster+Apocalypse+Prevention+The+Easy+Way.htm

Reasons for reccing: The first fandom to really engage my attention was Buffy, and this is a nice Buffy crossover, in which Willow has what might best be described as a Big Bang theory.

Excerpt

“Never mind the random Sunnydale vampires, okay?” said Willow soothingly, “We’ve got more important fish to consider frying.” She pulled a bemused looking Buffy forward, and shoved her into the Doctor. “Now all you have to do is sleep with her, and bang! Apocalypse prevented!”

It was hard to say whose face looked the more astonished or affronted: Buffy’s, the Doctor’s or Rose’s.

“Bang, Wills?” asked Xander plaintively. “Surely there was a better way to put it?”

Anya rolled her eyes. “Yes, Xander, because we all know how red Willow can go if I even make one mention of your over-sized penis entering my- -”

“Noooooo! Shhh! There will be no talking of the penis or any other male genitalia while we’re trying to save the world,” yelled the increasingly red-faced witch in question. “Hallo? Apocalypse? Never-ending eternity of unknowingness, people?”

Anya nodded towards Rose, and whispered very loudly, “Ever since she became a lesbian, it’s always like this now. It’s all about the pussy preference and penis envy these days.”

A loud whistle blasted the air. “Excuse me?” said Buffy, raising an eyebrow. “Any chance we can get back to the my sleeping with a complete stranger type thing?”

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